The Cracked Sextant

Village

Rowdy

Modest prices

The Cracked Sextant

the tavern that points where the river won't

The Cracked Sextant smells of spilled ale, smoke, and boiled onions — honest, greasy, and impossible to ignore. Lanterns swing from low beams, casting jittering light across benches scarred by tankards and knife-practice. Conversation is loud and layered: farmers arguing about crop prices, river-workers boasting of catches, and a corner table where dice clatter like small storms. When you push inside you notice a stage patched with planks and rope marks, a board thick with names scratched in by fists, and a battered notice pinned by a brass thumbtack promising coin for 'reliable hands' and 'quiet help' in roughly equal measure.

Over the door

A weathered wooden sextant hangs over the door, brass arm bent and hairline cracks spidering from the hinge; no words, only a streak of faded blue paint along one edge like a tide mark

The keeper

Borin Kettlewright

human

Manner

Borin runs the house with impatient affection—he'll chase troublemakers with a rolling pin and welcome a stranger with the same blunt grin. He values fairness and keeps a strict rule: no knives at the tables and no secrets left on the mantle.

Quirk

Borin taps the brass hinge of the hanging sextant three times before serving a drink, as if checking an invisible compass.

Stats

Use the Commoner stat block; carries a heavy cudgel behind the bar and a flask of fortified ale that grants him advantage on Persuasion once per day.
House special

Navigator's Knock

5 sp

A boozy mix of house ale reduced with brandy and a pinch of charred spruce — it goes down hot and steadies the hand; drinking one grants advantage on the next simple Dexterity check to steady or hold steady (once within the next hour).

Prices

Modest (5e lifestyle: about 1 gp a day)

The menu
Food
Braised river pork with root mash
3 sp
Onion-and-cheddar pie with gravy
3 sp
Salted trout and coarse bread
3 sp
Stew of barley, beef and hard cheese
3 sp
Drink
House ale (mug)
4 cp
Spiced spruce cider
4 cp
Small measure of brandy
4 cp
Sourberry cordial (non-alcoholic)
4 cp
Rooms
Shared two-bed room (upper)
5 sp
Private single room (back)
5 sp
Common-floor sleeping mats
5 sp
Staff

Merri Fenwick · barmaid

She hustles through the room like a whirlwind, refilling tankards and earwigging for gossip with a crooked smile and a missing front tooth.

Hobn Stout-ash · cook

A squat, soot-smeared man who slaps hearty tavern stews and calls every patron 'maw' or 'paw' depending on the depth of their purse.

Tulka · bouncer

A broad-shouldered half-orc who resolves fights with calm statements and a single, decisive shove that sends the troublemaker out into the yard.

Regulars

Garr Hotwater

A riverman with sun-leathered skin who claims he saw the parish bell flash beneath the current; he wants a crew to dive and salvage it.

Old Nessa Pike

A retired cartwright who collects names and favors—she can forge cart axles and grudges in equal measure and wants someone to fetch her old ledger from a flooded cellar.

Fenn Dret

A traveling dice-master addicted to a particular throw; he wants to pay off a bookie who threatens to burn his lucky scarf if he loses again.

Rumours
  1. 1

    Garr Hotwater says the parish bell fell into the river last autumn after a storm and now glints like a torch beneath the shoals; whoever recovers it will earn the vicar's blessing and a sealed box of coins.

  2. 2

    Old Nessa Pike mutters that the Miller's flooded cellar contains an iron-bound chest with a ledger naming several villagers involved in nightly river departures—fetch it and she'll grant passage to a walled-down cache.

  3. 3

    A pair of traveling merchants claim a washed-up boat near the eastern ford carried a carved ivory idol with a painted star; whoever returns it to the merchants will be paid and may discover why men from the village make furtive offerings at the river bank.

Look out for
Raised plank performance stage: weekly drunken ballads and scheduled brawls; winners are awarded a tankard and a notch on the stage's 'honor board' (popular with gamblers).Back-yard river access: a narrow slip and roped ladder lead directly to the river, used for hauling small catches or clandestine dives at night.

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