The Clockwork Kettle

Port

Mysterious

Modest prices

The Clockwork Kettle

where brass whistles out the tide

Steam and salt weigh the air; the interior is dim except for lanterns hung from lengths of chain and a ring of polished brass mirrors that throw bright, darting reflections. The bar is a raised counter of dark wood inset with brass plates and a tangled nest of pipes that sigh and hiss between pours. Patrons lean over steaming mugs, speaking in low, quick bursts; a fiddler plays something oddly mechanical, tapping time against the bar with a wrench. When you step through the door the smell of marine iodine, strong tea, and a frying fishcake hits you all at once, and metal ticks underfoot like a second heartbeat.

Over the door

A battered iron teapot with a small brass cog welded to its spout; the paint is flaking, the hinge squeaks when the wind moves it, no words, only the teapot silhouette

The keeper

Bram Undercoil

Gnome

Manner

Bram runs the Kettle with the nervous attentiveness of a clock that has never been wound consistently—he's hospitable but distractible, always mid-explanation about some contraption. He treats regulars with dry jokes and newcomers with the same inquisitive curiosity a tinkerer gives a new mechanism.

Quirk

Bram polishes a tiny brass cog on a chain around his neck every few minutes and speaks to it as if it answers.

Stats

Use the Apprentice Tinkerer (reskinned Magewright) stat block; AC 12 (stout leather and tinker's apron), carries a concealed clockwork pistol and three tinker's devices
House special

Clockwork Toddy

4 cp

A steaming mix of black tea, spiced rum, and a sliver of caramelized orange; after a sip your hands steady and your mind sharpens for one hour (advantage on Perception checks that involve sight or hearing once).

Prices

Modest (5e lifestyle: about 1 gp a day)

The menu
Food
Salt-and-Tea Fishcakes
3 sp
Brass Stew (root veg, smoked fish, nutty broth)
3 sp
Cloudbread and Pickled Kelp
3 sp
Drink
Docksider Ale
4 cp
Steamed Spiced Tea (hot)
4 cp
Sour Gullet Cider
4 cp
Tin Cup Toddy (rum & tea)
4 cp
Rooms
Common bunk (shared mattresses in loft)
5 sp
Private room (small, single bed)
5 sp
Storage suite (locked, windowless, extra privacy)
5 sp
Staff

Mori Flint · barmaid

Quick with a mug and quicker with gossip, she files notes in the margins of her ledger for Bram.

Old Hen · cook

A squat woman with iron-gray hair who scolds the sea and boils a mean fish stew in a dented pot.

Rook · bouncer

A scarred ex-deckhand who checks belts and tempers with a barked question and a palm on the doorframe.

Regulars

Miri Quickhand

A human courier who slips sealed tea canisters under tables; wants to find who in the port is running coded deliveries for the Silver Rat ring.

Captain Harker

A soggy, muttering mariner nursing a single mug; he claims his small cutter was taken by a bell that sang from the drowned lighthouse five years ago and wants it found.

Tess of the Mirrors

A mirror-polisher who reads tide patterns in brass reflections; she scouts anyone who asks about strange machinery and watches Bram closely.

Rumours
  1. 1

    Captain Harker swears his cutter's compass now points to the drowned Bell of Narren—a lighthouse that rings beneath the surface; he wants divers and a salvage crew to retrieve what it guards.

  2. 2

    A smuggling ring called the Silver Rat uses sealed tea canisters delivered through the Clockwork Kettle; Miri Quickhand claims the canisters contain brass tokens used to open a hidden vault under the Old Breakwater.

  3. 3

    Tess of the Mirrors insists a disgraced shipwright named Verran built a tide-engine that can steer currents; fragments of that engine were auctioned off in secret—one piece showed up in Bram's cellar last month.

Look out for
A wall of polished brass mirrors that slightly distort reflections; certain mirrors whisper faintly when tides are high (may hide a secret camera or mechanism).A small public tinkering table where patrons trade odd parts; Bram offers to fix or modify a nonmagical item for the price of a story.

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